Therefore, apropos of absolutely nothing, I present my favorite authentic google search terms. A few make sense. Most do not. But for one reason or another, all have led people to some of our greatest ramblings.
ben roethlisberger is a douche bag (NOTE: We're very proud of the collective IQs of the commenters on this one.)
pat's girlfriend (NOTE: If you put this term into google, our page is the first hit, which seems odd for some reason. Maybe it made sense to whoever was doing the search.)
hilarious misplaced modifiers (NOTE: I'm guessing this isn't quite what the guy had in mind as "hilarious")
Censored YouTube, Pedophile, boy dancing, My Humps (NOTE: I'm very afraid.)