It's very true. VD doesnt care if you play the violin or cut meat. It doesn't care if you're a teacher or if you're knocked up with Rosemary's Baby. The bottom line is that it's for everybody, and you WILL get VD at some point. Just accept it and enjoy the waltzing backbeat.
But what to do if you get VD? Luckily the ad provides an answer at the end.
"If you need help, see a doctor."
Oh, ok. I guess that's an answer. Thanks ad council!