Turn Around, I'll Pick Up the Slack

Church of God affiliated Anderson University just hosted their first on-campus dance in the school's 90 year history.

As noted in the Indianapolis Star, formal dances have been held off-campus for some time, liturgical dancing is permitted, and a dance minor is available.

However, this was the first time that the more than 2,800 Ravens would get a chance to cut a rug to the likes of Fergie, Kanye, and Justin Timberlake at the former home to Indianapolis Colts training camp. Music was "in line with university decency standards" - making JT's "SexyBack" an interesting choice: "I'll let you whip me if I misbehave."

Slightly, and stupidly, more humorous though, were the folks quoted in the article whose names may or may not comport with said decency standards.

Read along to musings from:

• Brooke Hynds
• Tim Johnson
• Ben Titter (How'd this guy get accepted?)

Let's hope this is the start of something good. And to you, Ben Titter, Go 'head be gone with it!