Wednesday, April 25, 2007

My Chance to be a Moron

I'm still amazed that people are falling for the African monarch/ businessman/ dung magnate e-mail scam that involves promises of millions in exchange for thousands of dollars up front.

Hell, Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC did an entire show about the sham.

But then you get an e-mail.

And a day later you get another one.

The first was from Koffi Rowlis. The second from Francis Annan. This isn't the first time I've received these, but to have two in quick succession - not to mention Francis Annan sent me a reminder a day or two later - was a bit disconcerting. Am I on some sucker scam list? Or have the Ghanayans just now gotten around to the RMcL's of the alphabet.

Either way, here's the message for anyone wanting to part with their riches. Damn it, someone help this poor bank manager.

  • From Koffi Rowlis
    TEL: +233 242182422
    Greetings to you,
    Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. This letter must come to you as a big surprise, but I believe it is only a day that people meet and become great friends and business partners.

    My name is Koffi Rowlis, the present branch Manager of a bank here in Ghana. I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that I can trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you. Like I said, I have a transaction that will benefit both of us, as your assistance is required as a foreigner.

    I use to head the Accounts department in my bank head office, but last December I was asked to take position of a Manager of our branch in Kumasi who passed on, so that was how I became the present Manager and discovered a fortune. As I resumed duty, I discovered an account with total sum of $12,500,000(Twelve Miliion Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)that has not been operated on for the past 4 years. From my investigation, I found out that this account belongs to one Late Mr. ANDREAS SCHRANNER a German great industrialist and a resident of Munich, who unfortunately lost his life along with his entire famillies in the plane crash of CONCORDE AIRLINE [Flight AF4590 ] which crashed on 25TH JULY, 2000. You shall read more news about the crash on visiting this site, which I got during my investigation;

    The account is escrow call account, a secret type of account in my bank and no other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary. I have kept a close monitoring of the account since then and nobody has come forward to ask about the money as next of kin to the late Mr. Andreas Schranner, meaning that no one is aware of the account. I cannot directly take out this money without the help of a foreigner and that is why I am contacting you for an assistance to claim the funds and share it with me. As the Manager of my bank branch, I have the power to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up as the next of kin to the account, with the correct information concerning the account, which I shall give you.

    I am seeking your co-operation to present you as the next of kin to the account, so that my bank head quarters will release the funds to you. There is practically no risk involved, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. If you accept to work with me, I want you to state how you wish us to share the funds in percentage, so that both parties will be satisfied.

    Contact me as soon as you receive this message if you feel we can work together, so we can go over the details. Thanking you in advance and may God bless you. Please, treat with utmost confidentiality. I wait your urgent response. My phone number is +233 242182422 .

    Regards, Koffi Rowlis

These things exist for one reason - people are still f*cking dumb enough to fall for it.

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