Thursday, May 03, 2007

Dead Blondes & the Kentucky Derby

On the WTHR evening newscast, reporter Anne Marie Tiernon was detailing the ongoing jaunt Queen Elizabeth II is making through America in honor of the 400th anniversary of the founding of Jamestown.

Tiernon then noted that Her Majesty will be visiting "Winston" Churchill Downs on Saturday and taking in the 133rd running of the Kentucky Derby. (Word has it, Liz threw down a few jewels on I'm A Wild And Crazy Guy to show.)

Tiernon went on to say the Queen would be joined at the Derby with fellow celebrities O.J. Simpson and Larry Birkhead.

That's right, Limeys. Your Queen, God's chosen sovereign for the blessed plot you call home, tromps over to take in the 'sport of kings' only to find out she's on par with that murdering Nordberg and the guy lucky enough to knock up Anna Nicole Smith and steal the baby's inheritance.

Move over Kennedys. Here's the real American Royalty.

1 comment:

Brian Singleton said...

This reminds me of a great story. A friend of mine went to the Super Bowl a few years ago, and called me from a big pre-game party. He claimed that there were "all sorts of celebrities" in attendance. When I asked who, he responded with Chuck Norris and Sinbad. Keep in mind that this was before the whole Chuck Norris internets and Conan O'brien phenomenon.