On the WTHR evening newscast, reporter Anne Marie Tiernon was detailing the ongoing jaunt Queen Elizabeth II is making through America in honor of the 400th anniversary of the founding of Jamestown.
Tiernon then noted that Her Majesty will be visiting "Winston" Churchill Downs on Saturday and taking in the 133rd running of the Kentucky Derby. (Word has it, Liz threw down a few jewels on I'm A Wild And Crazy Guy to show.)
Tiernon went on to say the Queen would be joined at the Derby with fellow celebrities O.J. Simpson and Larry Birkhead.
That's right, Limeys. Your Queen, God's chosen sovereign for the blessed plot you call home, tromps over to take in the 'sport of kings' only to find out she's on par with that murdering Nordberg and the guy lucky enough to knock up Anna Nicole Smith and steal the baby's inheritance.