Glamorous Indeed

The video below only proves the theory that I've put forth time and time again. Any event involving the "music" of Fergie is fated to end in disaster.



It's a tough lesson to learn right now, little girl, but it will be worth it in the long run. From now on, you'll be able to relate to the rest of us who also feel like we're getting kicked in the face each time we hear the woman who has sullied the title of "Former Kids Incorporated star." The bar that was set so high by visionaries like Eric Balfour and Martika has crashed with a deafening thud, similar to the thud of a toddler hitting the pavement.