Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Davy Jones' Muse




Does anyone else find it odd that the tambourine has inspired so many outstanding songs?

Exhibit A: The Byrds' "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man"



Exhibit B: Beck's "Black Tambourine"



Exhibit C: Eve's "Tambourine"



I ask you: When will someone write a proper tribute to the vibra-slap?

They Don't Allow You to Have Bees in Here


It's tough dealing with failure in a marquee event year in and year out. When an athlete rises to the challenge and overcomes years of frustration by finally succeeding in the clutch, it's celebrated as a realized dream of redemption (see: Peyton Manning.) But when forced to hang it up without achieving that long sought glory, it's a cautionary tale of bad luck and despair (see: Michael Andretti.)

With that in mind, all eyes are on Washington D.C. and they are focused squarely on Samir Patel. Spelling is his sport of choice. He burst onto the scene four years ago as a 9-year-old spelling bee prodigy, finishing in 3rd place. He's got personality and attitude, as his post-answer sprints indicate. Where most kids ask for the root of a word, Samir tells the judges where he thinks the root comes from, then simply asks for confirmation. He's held the world of competitive spelling in his hand, but after a 2nd place finish in 2005, he was upset early last year, placing 14th - a fate which apparently now gives journalists free-reign to ask the kid about comparisons between himself and Dan Marino. Talk about harsh.

My prediction for Thursday? As the spirit of Dr. Alex Cameron carries him through the dicey minefield of silent c's, Patel comes up big in this, his final year of eligibility. He takes the crown and placing his name beside those legends such as David Scott Tidmarsh and Pratyush Buddiga who made the Bee the event it has become.

Monday, May 28, 2007

America's New Hot Couple: StergerBurger

Among the many celebrities at yesterday's Indy 500 - David Letterman, Ashley Judd, Peyton Manning, and John f*ckin' Oates - was one woman rivaling Danica, Milka, and Sarah for female prominence at the race.

Jenn Sterger - who is obviously a huge Jim Nabors fan as evidenced by her huge...uh, shirt - was caught by an Indianapolis Star photographer whilst taking in the 166 laps of crazy racing action spread over 7 rain-soaked hours.

What? You don't recall Ms. Sterger. Well perhaps you'll remember this shot from a Florida St. & Miami football game a few seasons back.

The funny thing is Brent Musburger, the same man who upon seeing Jenn and friend in the stands said, "15,000 young red-blooded American men just signed up to go to Florida St. next semester," was in attendance calling the race for ESPN/ABC.

The obvious conclusion: Brent Musburger is banging Jenn Sterger.

Are Entertainment Tonight and America ready for StergerBurger?

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I'll Cover You

Summer is almost here, which means I'll have oodles of free time. And so lately, I've been searching for something that will consume my days (besides building corn hole sets and watching Oprah). And then finetune.com enters my life!

It's a website that allows you to create play lists of streaming music, based on a band name, another play list, or any random word. I registered. I've fiddled with it. And now, I share my first custom play list with the word.

After a few days of exploring, I'm pretty excited about the possibilities. It recommends new bands to you (without the embarrassment of feeling like an idiot at Luna) and allows you to easily preview songs (instead of struggling through amazon.com and windows media player). It also has a ridiculous amount of music. It doesn't limit you to the singles, but gives you access to the entire album and entire catalog of an artist. So yeah, I'm in love, and this is our first child:

I give you "Ironic Covers"



My next idea for a play list is "Songs with Girl Names in the Title."

Join in the fun!

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Mind Explosion

The 24-hour Human Giant Marathon aired on MTV and MTV2 on Friday and Saturday, and proved to be one of the more bizarre and engaging exeperiments in recent TV history. The Human Giant crew stayed on-air live for 24 straight hours, and apparently also got control of the Times Square jumbotron (a priviledge that they used to full potential by broadcasting the creepy Aphex Twin "Come to Daddy" video to the population outside.) Throughout the 24 hours, they guys got help from Ted Leo and his inadvertently unplugged amp, Tegan and Sara's Canadian cuisine, Bob Odenkirk revealing the real names of rappers, Michael Showalter showing sketches from "The State" that did not feature him, and Tapes 'n Tapes proving that Clell Tickle's marketing campaign has worked to perfection. The entire rundown is available here.

While Human Giant got a million hits on their webpage throughout the telecast, insuring that they will get a second season, the news was not all joyful. The risks of live television were exposed on Friday night, when cast members of The Office, The Daily Show, and Arrested Deveolpment were involved in a disturbing hostage standoff/murder/suicide/resurrection that was broadcast uncensored to a shocked nationwide audience. The footage is chilling. And so are the accents.